RANDOMNESSSSS

某個星期天, Me Aries cindy kenny 一起去了趟海邊... The storyfollows.
Me: "幫我做金字塔"
Me: "我超喜歡金子塔的, I think I must've been Cleopatra in my past life."
Aries: "Er, no."
Aries: "But I'll make you a pyramid."
Me: "You rejected me! Are you saying I don't have a possibility of beingCleopatra?
Aries: "....."
Aries: "Here! Its a perfect pyramid."
Me: "Where are the tunnels? I want a tunnel! Where are the slaves???"
Aries: "我要去做蘇州城了."few minutes laterA: "OI! WHERE ARE MY SLAVES!!! CLEOPATRA NEEDS SLAVES!!!"
Aries: "我做了一個蘇州城耶! 我可以當李連杰了!"
Me: "因為大哥是對的嗎?"
Me: "ㄟ可是我的奴隸咧? 而且你看我自己做了一個tunnel. 很厲害吧."
Aries: "That's not a tunnel. that's a ditch."
Me: "What?"
Aries: "A tunnel has to go under something, you just dug a hole."
Me: "..... 我不管. 裡面可以放奴隸"
Me: "Hey Aries, I will put all the dead bodies in there and let the skulls fill up my ditch."
Ariea: "That is the most romantic thing I have ever heard."
Me: "And I will dig one just for you ok? Love you"
Aries: "I love you too."
Me: "Cindy妳覺得妳前生是誰?"
C: "我是基督徒"
Me: "那假設咧?"
C: "I think I was a squirrel. Chip and Dale."
Me: "Hey Cindy, Wanna be my slave? I will dig a ditch for you too."
C: "Thanks, here, have some slaves (然後給我三個折斷的小樹枝)"
Me: "YAY!!! I recruited 3 slaves!!!"Conclusion:Random是會傳染的! 唯一清醒的人是Kenny!